I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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