he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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