Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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