Having a random hookup so left but love u
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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