thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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