Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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