Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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