Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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