I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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