? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
the night ended with taco bell and tears
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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