one might say we're banned from that church
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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