I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
ok first of all what the fuck
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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