No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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