I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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