I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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