We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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