ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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