Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I currently don't understand fingers.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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