very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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