i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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