dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm too high and old for this...
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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