Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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