trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
It's just like the Real World with babies
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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