y did u give ur computer a hand job?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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