honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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