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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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