I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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