i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
you had me at cake vodka
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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