You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
