I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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