if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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