i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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