Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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