I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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