Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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