Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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