Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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