what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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