porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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