And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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