She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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