if you like me you must not know who I am
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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