Cold hands, warm shart.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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