I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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