Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
No more Irish car bombs ever.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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