Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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