how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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