I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Randomize
