love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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