he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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