So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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