She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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