Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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