just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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